Meme time

Jan. 12th, 2009 09:20 am
fast_max: (Amused)
So. Comment to this anonymously with the following:

1. One secret.
2. One compliment.
3. One non-compliment.
4. One love note.
5. Lyrics to a song.
6. How old you are.
7. How long we've been friends.
8. And a hint to who you are.

... and I might or might not manage to guess who you are. Come on. Your chance to take a swing at me without me catching who you are. (You know. The love note doesn't have to be for me.)
fast_max: (Grief/Pain)
After this.

Rescue. )
fast_max: (Default)
I'm pretty sure Jag will be ficcing out the heart of it and she will do it AWESOMELY but I'm posting for those who may be interesting in the raw material.

Various and rambling, with an IC section in the middle. )


Nov. 5th, 2008 04:09 pm
fast_max: (Amused)

What's Sexy About Your Name

You are sexy because you are torrid. You are a fiery lover.
You have an extremely high sex drive. And you don't do much to control it.

You crave variety and excitement. If someone interests you, you'll pursue them... full force.
Your passion is all consuming. There's nothing that can quell your sexual energy.

Sexual freedom is very important to you. You don't like following rules.
You feel that anything between consenting adults should be fair game.

Added correction. I do do much to control my sex drive. When I want to.


Nov. 3rd, 2008 06:56 am
fast_max: (Giggle)
Hey, boss? Flowers or chocolates?
fast_max: (I look at YOU)
A/N: This ended up somewhat longer than I expected, about 3K words. And possibly a mild R, turned out somewhat less explicit than I thought it would be, but just in case. Consider this a warning. ;)

First Time Ever I Saw Your Face... )


Oct. 23rd, 2008 04:33 pm
fast_max: (Hide and seek)
Hah. Max got 82 on this test.

Kill it dead. Or make sure you read the instructions properly (some people don't do this, which causes freakishly high scores) and take the test again.

*will be over here giggling, kthx*

*is not killing him. Is going to write moar stories about teh golden boy. Kthxbai*
fast_max: (All right)
I wanna think clear. I want to see everything, and I want to feel everything. Then I won't mind goin'. I've got the guts to die. What I want to know - do you have the guts to live?

~ Big Daddy Pollitt (Cat on a Hot Tin Roof)


Oct. 14th, 2008 05:19 pm
fast_max: (Giggle)
[ profile] fast_max's Halloween party:

childhood_vader dressed as Gillian Anderson.
delamarck dressed as Ichabod Crane, the schoolmaster from Sleepy Hollow.
drgatesjones dressed as Sybil - except that Sybil didn't show but the other 38 personalities did.
dumornes_girl dressed as Jim Carrey, though it looked more like Nosferatu the Supreme Vampire.
junior_desade dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Successive Bone.
simonarchangel dressed as a monster from a Resident Evil game.
warden_betrayer dressed as Lady Godiva without the horse and far too little hair!.
wild_maggie dressed as Guy Fawkes but the exploding barrel of dynamite didn't go down too well.
wizard_dark dressed as the Fuzzy Power Ranger.
wizard_light dressed as Kurt Cobain.
wizard_nobility dressed as Alyssa Milano.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
Created by [ profile] sigma7: More info here.

Oh, and I typed I'd be dressed up as Batman...
fast_max: (Amused)
Crossposting to all muses I put in the meme!

fast_max: (Amused)

Your Physical Flirt Level: 80%

You are a major physical flirt. You definitely can't keep your hands to yourself!
Whether you're playing footsie or giving a lingering hug, you're known for touching.

And while some people may welcome this flirting style, not everyone likes it.
Don't stop touching people, but make sure your advances are appropriate and welcomed.

(Oh I can keep my hands to myself, thank you ver much - Stephen does regularly test that. However, when the time is right? *grins* )


Oct. 2nd, 2008 11:37 am
fast_max: (Amused)

You Are The Emperor

You are an authority figure, and other people look to you for what to do.
You are strong and powerful. Crossing you is not a good idea.
You have worked hard to get to your position, and you're not about to give it up to anyone.
Though you have a warrior heart, you are gentle to those who treat you well.

Your fortune:

In the near future, you need to be willing and able to defend those you love.
This may be the time for you to step up and be the authority figure to those around you.
It is time for you to be independent, to become your own person.
You may need to look at your relationship with your father, or your relationships as a father.

I'm NOT looking up my father. Ever.


Sep. 29th, 2008 03:22 pm
fast_max: (All right)
Selecting from the second options was hard, because each of them had both truths and untruths. So... the result (and I checked all three results too) is not 100% precise. Buuut. As good as it gets. )
fast_max: (Giggle)

Your Inner Color is Orange

Your Personality: A total daredevil, you'll try any thrill. You're easily bored and you prefer to be on the go.

You in Love: You see love as an adventure, and you find most men dull. You need someone who challenges you!

Your Career: Your ideal job is flexible, fun, and maybe a little dangerous. You have the makings of a private investigator or extreme athlete.

Daredevil, hmm?

But no, bored doesn't ... cover it at all.
fast_max: (Amused)

Your result for The Sexual HELL Test...


Raw score: 71%

You're just about as deep in sexual hellfire as a person can get. Virtually no urge, however demented, will go ungratified; practically no boundary will go uncrossed. You're probably proud of your adventurousness, and, honestly, you should be. Few people are confident enough to pursue pleasure on their own terms.

Your morals could sink a bit further, sure, but it's likely that you've got a pretty good idea of what you're into and what you would do...above all you're honest with yourself with what you want. If more people were honest with themselves, you'd have a lot more company down in the flames.

AVOID: the lost souls in sexual heaven and (above all) the denizens of sexual purgatory. You don't need any prudes or wishy-washers in your life.

Take The Sexual HELL Test at HelloQuizzy


Sep. 25th, 2008 10:22 am
fast_max: (Amused)

What Max Means

M is for Marvelous

A is for Alluring

X is for XXX

fast_max: (All right)
One without a friend is like the right hand without the left.

- Bosnian proverb

ooc: Take it any time frame you wish.
fast_max: (All right)
Okay. I really cannot choose which one to stick Max with as theme song. (okay, I probably can, but I want to share both >.> ) so.

Piu' che puoi?


I am what I am?

Thoughts? (I can upload either, for those who want 'em)


Sep. 13th, 2008 09:46 pm
fast_max: (All right)

Your result for The RPG Class Test...


85% Combativeness, 47% Sneakiness, 59% Intellect, 50% Spirituality

Aggressive, but with the brains to back it up: You are a Spellsword!

Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you've fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.

Spellswords combine arcane might with combat know-how. They're much tougher than mages, like to wear armor, and can cast spells through their weapons. They're very, very, good at doing lots of damage to a single target very quickly, and while not quite as tough as most fighters, are still pretty hard to kill.

You're both smart and aggressive, which means that you're probably pretty dangerous when pissed off. You also tend to be somewhat straightforward, which is nice, and don't have much use for spirituality or mysticism.

Take The RPG Class Test at HelloQuizzy


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